a day away can be no good!

Howdy Kids!

So I took a day off fucking shoot me. I thought I was having a stroke. OK I was stressed out and I was sent home yesterday because my left side went a little numb. I was fine and sent home.
Nothing out of the ordinary in my life! Fuck! I was at work and then I was in the hospital. I felt bad for the lady next to me who was really having a stroke. They were screaming questions at her and it was kind of scary. The strange thing was I was catching all the gossip. White Memorial Hospital is all full of gossip... turns out that one of the nurses is seeing another aid! I was in day-time TV gold! Well my boyfriend came to my rescue, well kind of. I never really called him to tell him I was in the hospital, to be fair I really only called Herbie and barely Ray. They saw me really quick and I had my day pretty packed with things to do. So I was juggling. I honestly did mean to call but I really didn't want to worry Chet (my boo) anyways he was upset that I didn't call him first. I was like I am in the hospital you can't make me feel bad now! Oh well. I told him that if I call the next time he better come running! I love my honey. So I was naked, with my small gown, and a hole in one of my black socks! Argh I was a mess! I closed the curtain and dance briefly on the gurney for Chet it was HOT until we heard the nurses helping the next poor lady next door.

Well that was my day away from you. I am glad I am here and not dead.

Today, was a crazy day. Went to a friends funeral, and then a bunch of us at the office snuck up to the roof of my building today... the 9th floor! OoOoOo it was amazing! Windy as shit, but it was beautiful. We all played, joked and posed for the camera!! I would have to say that was my favorite part of the day.

Later was class. Now I know I am suppose to be talking about my fat ass losing weight. I felt that I had to enter something in my blog first and now I am going to go get sweaty. I do have to get up early tomorrow so best believe my fat ass is getting to bed on time!

Erik

I have 4 minutes.

Rather than to look at porn and I am going to enter a new post in my blog. So I am still a fat girl. Fuck so tell me why 2 nights ago I was all about exercise and today... I ordered so much shit from the bastard fast-food conglomerates! McD's and Wienershitzl were my enemy today and I lost. I have made no attempt to exercise or have I even thought about it until today.
Yesterday I will say I was a bit better with my eats. I went over to this rad burger joint called 8 oz. it was pretty damn good. The waiter was kinda lurky but it was really delicious. I had the Estancia Grass Fed Beef, with some fried olives and deviled eggs. God the food was good. I started out by cutting the burger in half cause I was going to take the rest to go but it was so to I ate it all.
So, this fat ass barely fit my pants and while trying to scoot in the chair I ripped my pants! FUCK ! My nut hung out just a little and I don't wear underwear.
Moral of the story is that my fat ass is really running out of clothes! I have to go shopping and I have to stop stuff that shit in my mouth. Its not good for my health and for my weight.
So I am watching Glee right now, and after I am done I am going to do some exercises. Maybe porn after that. :)

OK well I have to get back to my show.

Love ya!

Erik

I am BACK!

Hey Kids,

Well, it is has been some time. I am 30 pounds heavier, quit smoking, and lethargic as shit. I really have not done much. Well, that was me lying. Right now I was washing and masking my face. While I was waiting to let it dry and re-wash I remembered that I have seriously neglected my blog. I choose a new title for the blog since my ride is over. I think it suits me in my adventures. Yay! I did the Camp Laurel Ride for Aids last year in Oct. 2009. I did most of it. Since then I have not got on my bike, go figure. I have been a busy beaver but nothing geared toward fitness. Well smoking counts I suppose. I feel like a cow at times. Now that all my buttons are on stress patrol ready to pop I have dedicated myself to getting in shape! No Seriously! I want to look like, well, a porn star :P. My birthday is coming up and I am going to be 27. Nothing special, it is not a milestone birthday, but I want to start here. I want to go big and not go home!
So here are the things that I have done in the year I have not written in my blog. I will make it short.
I have been in school and this year I will be done and transferring off to a University, FINALLY!
I have been gratefully working and trying to move up in the world.
Neglecting my blog.
Rode almost a hundred miles. You can find the ride photos at Camp Laurel
I got fatter.
Stopped smoking.
Started a talk show. The Erik and Herbie Show, The Erik and Herbie Show Youtube
Clubs, fashion, and new phones have been the regular.
Facebook became myspace, and twitter is now on my phone.

I make funnies, sometimes. Mostly when I compare my fat ass to Chirsty is usually as funny as it gets. You know hu. :)
Well that’s it, my face is ready for a re-wash.

See you sooner than not!

xxoo

Erik